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		<title>Lake Monsters and diabolists</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Feb 2013 15:30:08 +0000</pubDate>
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				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>They say whatever you put on the internet will stay there forever. While this is true to some extent &#8212; at least until the advent of the looming Second Dark Age, when the grid goes down and my 20-volume real-world copy of the Oxford English Dictionary will give me enough power and prestige to become a regional warlord &#8212; it&#8217;s easy for me to forget that platforms like Facebook and Twitter are mostly ephemeral. They&#8217;re like a bad party where everyone you know is there, but they&#8217;re all shouting at once.</p>
<p>The point of which is, I have a book coming out soon and I haven&#8217;t talked much about it in the only place where it has a chance of sticking for more than half a day.</p>
<p>So: in July of this year, <em>North American Lake Monsters: stories</em>, will see the light of day. Here&#8217;s the cover art, which I think is gorgeous:</p>
<p><a href="http://nathanballingrud.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/lakemonsterscover1.jpeg"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-895" alt="lakemonsterscover" src="http://nathanballingrud.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/lakemonsterscover1.jpeg?w=640"   /></a>Advanced reader copies are circulating through the world, where with luck they&#8217;ll garner a few good blurbs for the cover and maybe a few good reviews as well.</p>
<p>Small Beer Press has a <a href="http://smallbeerpress.com/forthcoming/2012/10/26/north-american-lake-monsters/">preorder page up here</a>, where you can order it in hardcover (which was a pleasant surprise to me), softcover, or as an ebook. If you&#8217;re more into supporting evil empires, which I get, then <a href="http://www.amazon.com/North-American-Lake-Monsters-Stories/dp/1618730592/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1360335980&amp;sr=8-1&amp;keywords=nathan+ballingrud">you can go to Amazon and preorder it there</a>.</p>
<p>Preorders make publishers happy, which in turn makes writers happy. Although they&#8217;ve said nothing of the sort to me, I feel as though they&#8217;ve taken a risk in publishing a collection with such deep roots in horror. Please go forth, if you&#8217;re inclined, and reward their faith in me.</p>
<p>In other news, I&#8217;ve recently sold a short story called &#8220;The Diabolist&#8221; to a market I can&#8217;t name yet. Here are the opening paragraphs:</p>
<p style="padding-left:30px;"><em>For many years, we knew our monster. He was a middle-aged man, prickly of temperament and reclusive of habit, but of such colorful history and exotic disposition that we forgave him these faults, and regarded him with a fond indulgence. He was our upstart boy, our black sheep. He lived in a faded old mansion by the lake and left us to gossip at his scandalous life story. It was a matter of record that he had been drummed out of a prestigious university which had employed him in the southern part of the state, his increasingly eccentric theories and practices costing him his job, his reputation, and — it was whispered, and we believed it because it was too wonderful not to — the life of his own beloved wife. </em></p>
<p style="padding-left:30px;"><em>Dr. Timothy Benn, metaphysical pathologist. </em></p>
<p style="padding-left:30px;"><em>Theomancer. </em></p>
<p style="padding-left:30px;"><em>Sometimes the sky around his house would light up after dark with whatever wicked industry kept him awake, bright reds and greens and yellows igniting the bellies of the clouds like a celestial carnival show, or like an iridescent bruise. Once he seemed to have tipped the axis of gravity, so that loose objects — pebbles in the road, dropped key rings, toddlers tossed into the air by fathers — fell toward his house instead of the ground. This only lasted a few minutes, and we responded with bemused patience. It was one of the quirks of sharing a small town with a known diabolist.</em></p>
<p style="padding-left:30px;"><em>And so it was that we enjoyed the company of our resident monster and the particular glamor he afforded us, until the day he died, and you found him there.</em></p>
<p style="padding-left:30px;"><em>Dearest Allison. </em></p>
<p style="padding-left:30px;"><em>We didn’t know you like we knew him. Like him you were sullen and withdrawn, but you lacked any of the outlandish characteristics that made him so charming to us. You did not puncture holes in time and space. You did not draw angels from the ether and bind them with whores’ hair. You only lived, like any awkward girl, attending ninth grade in a cloud of resentment and distrust, hiding your eyes behind your bangs and your ungainly body beneath baggy clothes and a shield of textbooks clutched to your chest. We saw you in class, sitting in the back row with your head down; we saw you weaving like an eel through hallways choked with strangers; we saw you when you came down from the mansion on pilgrimages to the grocery store, where you were as disappointingly mundane in your selections as you were in every other aspect of your life. </em></p>
<p style="padding-left:30px;"><em>After school, after shopping, we’d watch you climb into your father’s car with the tinted windows, engine growling at the curb, and disappear up the hill into the mansion.</em></p>
<p style="padding-left:30px;"><em>For all the attention you paid to us, you might have been moving through a world erased of people.</em></p>
<p style="padding-left:30px;"><em>We loved your father but we did not love you.</em></p>
<p>And so on.</p>
<p>In the meantime, I&#8217;m continuing to write my novel set on Mars, I have a few more short stories in the works, an opportunity for personal essays (which have long been a secret and neglected love), and I have some plans for &#8220;The Cannibal Priests of New England&#8221; which I&#8217;ll address in a separate post.</p>
<p>And I grow older, and stranger, and more indifferent to the pull of the world. All is as it should be.</p>
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		<title>A letter to read at night</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Oct 2012 23:12:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mia&#8217;s with her seventh grade class on a trip to the Outer Banks of North Carolina. It&#8217;s a big deal, and she&#8217;s been looking forward to it all school year. We spent a good portion of Sunday getting ready for &#8230; <a href="http://nathanballingrud.wordpress.com/2012/10/23/a-letter-to-read-at-night/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nathanballingrud.wordpress.com&#038;blog=15179359&#038;post=885&#038;subd=nathanballingrud&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mia&#8217;s with her seventh grade class on a trip to the Outer Banks of North Carolina. It&#8217;s a big deal, and she&#8217;s been looking forward to it all school year. We spent a good portion of Sunday getting ready for it; she pulled out a checklist and studiously checked each box with a big pink marker as we assembled all the necessary items. Sheets, pillow, several changes of clothes (some of which, we&#8217;re warned, we must be ready to consign to their demise in the mud pits), two pairs of shoes. More and more.</p>
<p>I watched her carefully pack her big duffel bag, and it was one of those moments when it was clear how much older she&#8217;s getting. She&#8217;s twelve now, nearly halfway down the road to thirteen. Her body is developing, and so is her mind. I see wisdom taking root: she makes difficult decisions, and she accepts responsibility for things it would be easier not to. I&#8217;m fiercely proud of her, as are all of us whose children are crossing the border into adulthood. And watching her that night, preparing to leave me for a few days as she engages in her own adventures, I was reminded that it&#8217;ll only be a few more years before she&#8217;s packing a similar bag to go to college, or to her own new home, or where ever it is she decides to go when it&#8217;s time.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s bittersweet, of course. You feel pride for her, but if you&#8217;re honest you indulge in a little pride in yourself, too: despite every catastrophic mistake and every wrong turn you&#8217;ve made as a parent, she&#8217;s doing it. She&#8217;s getting smarter and wiser and funnier, and now she&#8217;s making these little trial runs into the world without you.  Look at her go.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s sad, but it&#8217;s right. It&#8217;s your job to teach her to leave you.</p>
<p>And then she puts her stuffed animal in the suitcase. Not her favorite &#8212; her favorite is also her cat&#8217;s favorite, and she leaves that here so the cat won&#8217;t get lonely. She takes another instead. She fits it snugly in there. She tells me other girls bring them too. And I see at that moment all these girls, shortly to be riding the bus together and bunking in the cabins together, each standing at the cusp of the world. Every fundamental thing changing around them and inside them at once in huge earthquakes of identity. And they pack their stuffed animals because, after all, they are little girls yet.</p>
<p>Later, when I&#8217;m tucking her in and she&#8217;s worried about whether or not she&#8217;ll be able to sleep through the anticipation, she asks me for a favor.</p>
<p>&#8220;Will you write me a letter?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;A letter? By the time it gets there, you&#8217;ll be home again,&#8221; I say. Not getting it.</p>
<p>&#8220;No Dad, a letter I can take with me. So I can read it at night when I get homesick.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Of course I will,&#8221; I say.</p>
<p>And I do. I go out into the living room, where Mia will shortly make another appearance for a glass of water because the anticipation does make it hard to sleep, and I get a pen and paper and write her a letter, telling her the things I think she might like to hear when it&#8217;s dark and she&#8217;s the only one awake, lonely for home.</p>
<p>The next morning as she checks her list again I hand it to her. She doesn&#8217;t look at it, folds it in half and slips it safely into the bag.</p>
<p>&#8220;Thanks, Dad,&#8221; she says.</p>
<p>Then we&#8217;re out the door, on the way to the car. It&#8217;s early enough to still be dark. She moves ahead of me, eager to be on the move, dragging her huge wheeled duffel along.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m right behind her.</p>
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		<title>The Cannibal Priests of New England, part six: Tea and Blood</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Sep 2012 20:00:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Martin had only just achieved a precarious sleep when he was awakened by the harsh voice of a bent, pinch-faced man in his nightclothes. He stood in the narrow door and held a lantern at his side, casting his own &#8230; <a href="http://nathanballingrud.wordpress.com/2012/09/27/the-cannibal-priests-of-new-england-part-six-tea-and-blood/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nathanballingrud.wordpress.com&#038;blog=15179359&#038;post=461&#038;subd=nathanballingrud&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style:normal;">Martin had only just achieved a precarious sleep when he was awakened by the harsh voice of a bent, pinch-faced man in his nightclothes. He stood in the narrow door and held a lantern at his side, casting his own face into garish shadow. &#8220;The captain wants you,&#8221; he said. &#8220;Sharp-like.&#8221;</span></em></p>
<p>He pulled himself unhappily out of bed and fetched his trousers from the floor, noting the slow, easy roll of the ship over the waves. He must have fallen asleep during the storm. Perhaps he would make a seaman of himself yet. Still, an unbroken sleep would have done him good.</p>
<p>&#8220;Who are you?&#8221; he asked brusquely, reaching for his jacket.</p>
<p>&#8220;I cook your meals for you, mister, so mind your tone. I also see to the captain&#8217;s whims. Which is you now, so be smart about it. Look at you fussing over your clothes like a proper lady. Leave off and do as you&#8217;re bid, before his mood turns.&#8221;</p>
<p>Captain Beverly&#8217;s mood was generous. His quarters were at the aft of the ship, and the windows were open, affording him a salty breeze and a king&#8217;s view. The clouds had dispersed, and although there was no moon to light the waves, the stars burned in great, glittering folds. Beverly sat with his back to it, a shadow against the sky. With his thick hair and his unkempt beard he looked like a figure from the Old Testament. The table had been set up between them, with a kettle of hot water and two mugs.</p>
<p>&#8220;Did I interrupt your sleep, Pretty?&#8221; said the captain.</p>
<p>Martin took the seat opposite. He heard the steward shut the door behind him. &#8220;I know this is your ship, and you&#8217;re lord of the high seas and all that, but I will thank you to call me by my proper name.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Ah. I see your sensibilities are as delicate as your tender little hands.” He leaned forward and pushed the mug closer to him. &#8220;Well perhaps some tea will soothe your English heart.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Thank you, Captain.&#8221; Martin poured the tea into the mug and held it under his nose, breathing it in. He sipped, and found it surprisingly good.</p>
<p>Captain Beverly smiled. &#8220;Privileges of the wicked life,&#8221; he said.</p>
<p>“I suspect the privileges are many. Including summoning gentlemen from sleep to sit at your table upon a whim. What need do you have of me, Captain?”</p>
<p>“I have need of your context, Mr. Dunwood. I would like to know your business with the Cannibal Priests.”</p>
<p>All the warmth generated by the hot tea was dissipated by the utterance of that phrase. He put the mug back on the table and concentrated carefully on maintaining composure. The captain, damn him, watched him as carefully as he would an opponent in a duel; if that’s what this was, the revelation of his knowledge of Martin’s business had already defeated him. The captain smiled; light glinted from his teeth.</p>
<p>“Mr. Gully has been indiscrete, I see,” Martin managed to say.</p>
<p>“Mr. Gully has the eager tongue of a dockside whore, but I don’t need him to tell me what’s already plain. I told you at port that your business could stay your own, but I’ve had something of an eventful night since that time, and I’m afraid I must now become a trifle more insistent.”</p>
<p>“How do you know of them?” said Martin.</p>
<p>“I do a bit of work for them, Mr. Dunwood. On the side, as it were. I am about their business even now.”</p>
<p>“But … I thought you said you weren’t going to New England.”</p>
<p>“I’m not. Now Mr. Dunwood, I’ll ask you again. And if you avoid my question one more time I shall summon Mr. Thierry into the room, and he will do the asking on my behalf. Do you understand me?”</p>
<p>Martin’s sense of control had evaporated. He was afraid; it was a new and unwelcome emotion. “Yes, Captain, I think I do,” he said quietly.</p>
<p>“What is your business with the Cannibal Priests?”</p>
<p>Martin took a breath to steady himself. “I’m going to barter for a seat at the table.”</p>
<p>Captain Beverly gave a slight shake of the head, scrutinizing him carefully. “This isn’t how it’s done, though. Sneaking north on a renegade ship, for God’s sake, like some plague-addled wharf rat. No. One is <em>invited</em>. One arrives in a gilded carriage. One is provided with servants to open doors and proffer chairs, and to wipe one’s powdered arse. Not like this. Not like you’re doing it.”</p>
<p>“Obviously, I have not been invited.”</p>
<p>“Obviously.” The captain smiled at him. They crested a wave and through the window Martin saw the sea fall away behind the captain’s head to be replaced by the long, open dark of the sky. The cups on the table slid a few inches before settling to a stop. “You’re crashing the party, aren’t you, you scamp. They don’t know you’re coming.”</p>
<p>Martin said nothing. Despite the cool air blowing in through the open window, the room felt close and hot. The pitching of the ship made a tumult in his gut; that, along with the new and very real possibility that this brute might interfere with his plan to see Alice again, made it a struggle not to spew his last meal all over the table between them.</p>
<p>“I can pay you,” he said. He wiped the sweat from his forehead with the sleeve of his jacket.</p>
<p>“‘Pay me.’ You’re paying me already. Will you do it twice? What is this new service you wish to compensate me for?”</p>
<p>“You say you work for them. I can pay you not to warn them of my approach.”</p>
<p>The captain sipped from his tea and seemed to consider for a moment. &#8220;You&#8217;re making certain assumptions. Let me ask you. What are your intentions, once you arrive? I do business with these men. Do you mean to disrupt it?”</p>
<p>“No. I do not threaten that relationship in any way. I’m only looking for someone. I want to bring her back to England with me.”</p>
<p>“I see. It’s a love story, then.”</p>
<p>“If you like.”</p>
<p>“All proper men of the sea enjoy a good love story, Mr. Dunwood. Despite the fact that ours always end in tears.” He leaned back in his chair again, the wood of the chair creaking beneath him. The stars heaved in the sky. Finally, he said, “All right then, Mr. Dunwood. Your story does not entirely set me at ease, but it does rouse my interest. We’ll go on as planned. You may return to your bunk.”</p>
<p>Martin made no move to rise. “And your work for them, Captain? What is its nature?”</p>
<p>Captain Beverly looked at him flatly. “I’ve shown you all the forbearance I intend to for the evening. Remember where you are.”</p>
<p>Martin nodded, and rose to his feet. His hand was on the door when Captain Beverly stopped him.</p>
<p>“A word of caution: it’s not my tongue you need worry about. That little villain you’ve hired to do your dirty work will sell you for a tuppence. You know that, surely?”</p>
<p>Martin stopped. “Fat Gully.”</p>
<p>“That’s the one. Off to bed now, my lovestruck friend. Lets see what tomorrow brings us, shall we?”</p>
<p>Martin retreated to his cramped quarters. He slept fitfully, and he was plagued by dreams of the Farm. He watched a cleaver rise and fall, over and over again, lifting bright red arcs into the air. He saw a stunned human face pressed against the bars of a metal cage. He heard a shriek so piercing that it launched him from sleep, upright in his swinging cot at some unknowable black hour of the night, panting and listening. He listened, but there was only the sound of the waves against the hull, the groan of wood straining against the deep. He closed his eyes again, and if he dreamed further, it was only of the abyss.</p>
<p><em>(A note on the absence of art: Jeremy Duncan recently took on new employment and as a result his schedule has changed considerably. In the future he&#8217;ll provide art when he can. I love what he&#8217;s done and I&#8217;ll be happy to include more as his time permits. In the meantime, rather than wait, the story will forge ahead.)</em></p>
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		<title>The Cannibal Priests of New England, part five: The Carrion Angels</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[There were four of them. They emerged from the lantern-smoked alleyways of the nameless port town, building themselves from shadows and burnt rags. Seven feet tall, their thin bodies wrapped in fluttering black cloth, they listed back and forth as &#8230; <a href="http://nathanballingrud.wordpress.com/2012/08/28/the-cannibal-priests-of-new-england-part-five-the-carrion-angels/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nathanballingrud.wordpress.com&#038;blog=15179359&#038;post=864&#038;subd=nathanballingrud&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong><a href="http://nathanballingrud.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/carrion-angels3.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-large wp-image-869" title="carrion angels" src="http://nathanballingrud.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/carrion-angels3.jpg?w=488&#038;h=662" alt="" width="488" height="662" /></a></strong>There were four of them. They emerged from the lantern-smoked alleyways of the nameless port town, building themselves from shadows and burnt rags. Seven feet tall, their thin bodies wrapped in fluttering black cloth, they listed back and forth as they walked, their bones creaking like the rigging of ships. Their faces were open mouths drifting among the tattered ribbons and the gloom. Teeth glinted in the firelight like hard flint.</p>
<p>They stalked the narrow avenues of the town with measured deliberation, going unseen by most of the population, and sending those few that did see them shrieking and scattering like frightened gulls. Some of the more foolhardy among them turned and fired a few wild shots before running. The carrion angels were oblivious to all of it, their bodies accepting the violence they way a corpse accepts the worm. They swung their great heads toward each juncture of road and alley, lifting their snouts and huffing deep breaths as they tracked the scent.</p>
<p>They followed it to a darkened warehouse where they found the corpse of Thomas Thickett, the back of his head cratered and his brains splashed across the stacked crates and the packed earth. The stink of it made them drunk and they lost focus for a moment, hunched around this glorious fountain of scent, this unexpected confection. But they remembered their duty. Turning aside for the moment, they creaked slowly through the warehouse.</p>
<p>They knew almost immediately that the heads had been taken.</p>
<p>The trail resumed at the bay door, wending down toward the docks. But before they pursued it, they returned to the feast that had been left them. They surrounded the body of Thomas the Bloody and stooped to feed, lowering their heads into the bowl of his corpse. They ate with a grateful reverence, the sound of wet meat and cracking bone giving measure to an almost absolute darkness.</p>
<p>Outside, the town had erupted in a panic. Word of the carrion angels&#8217; presence had spread fast and the narrow roads were choked with men fleeing for their ships. Pirates and sailors careened drunkenly, lurching, stumbling, trampling the fallen. Throughout the town panicked men shot and stabbed at shadows, and the road to the sea was marked by the bodies of the dead and the dying. Most of the women stayed inside, shuttering the windows and locking the doors; others, often the youngest and least experienced, followed the pirates to the docks, forgetting in the terror of the moment the temperament of these men, and remembering only when they were beaten back or shot as they tried to climb the gangplanks to safety.</p>
<p>The ships were alight with lanterns, riggings acrawl with sailors making ready for the sea. Boats were dropped from the sides and men were set to towing the vessels from the port. Gunsmoke hazed the air and the bloom of violence was a grace upon the town. They walked in their slow, swaying gait through it all, like four tall priests proceeding sedately through hell, confident in their faith.</p>
<p>The scent ended at the docks. The crate of heads had gone to sea.</p>
<p>It was a small thing to sneak passage aboard a ship. The carrion angels dissolved into rags and dust, blowing like so much garbage in the wind, carrying over the water and into the rat-thronged hold of one of the several pirate ships, settling amongst the refuse and lying as still as the dead.</p>
<p>The captain of this very ship, a hard old man called Bonny Andrew, who harbored a longstanding terror of these creatures yet misjudged their physical nature, waited until they had reached some distance from land and ordered his ship to turn about, offering its broadside to the town. At his command the ship fired its complement of guns in a poorly orchestrated yet devastating volley, sending cannonballs smashing through weak wooden walls and bringing whole buildings to the ground. Another ship took inspiration from this and fired as well.</p>
<p>Within moments the nameless port town and its luckless residents were reduced to broken wood, and smoke, and blood. The pirates, satisfied at their own efficiency, rounded out to sea, dark under a moonless night.</p>
<p>The carrion angels slept in the hold. The scent&#8217;s trail was a road, even over the sea. They were sure of their step.</p>
<p>(Art by <a href="http://jdduncan.deviantart.com/">Jeremy Duncan</a>)</p>
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		<title>The Cannibal Priests of New England, part four: The Darling of the Abattoir</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Alone in the first mate&#8217;s quarters, which had been surrendered to him without a twitch of protest by the one-eyed Mr. Johns at his captain&#8217;s order, Martin Dunwood lay in the cot suspended crossways across the tiny room and tried &#8230; <a href="http://nathanballingrud.wordpress.com/2012/08/10/the-cannibal-priests-of-new-england-part-four-the-darling-of-the-abattoir/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nathanballingrud.wordpress.com&#038;blog=15179359&#038;post=856&#038;subd=nathanballingrud&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Alone in the first mate&#8217;s quarters, which had been surrendered to him without a twitch of protest by the one-eyed Mr. Johns at his captain&#8217;s order, Martin Dunwood lay in the cot suspended crossways across the tiny room and tried to acclimate himself to the deep pitch and tumble of <em>The Lady Celeste</em> as it pushed its way across the cresting waves, on its way to the open sea. Somewhere above him rain drummed over the ship, and its crew worked the lines and the sails with the precision &#8212; or lack of it &#8212; one might expect from a congress of pirates. Martin did not care to speculate on their abilities; he felt sick enough already. Instead he entrusted his fate to God and focused his attentions on better things.</p>
<p><em>Alice.</em></p>
<p>The promise of Alice pulled him across the sea, from his meager home in St. Giles to the polluted stink of London, and then to Tortuga and this wicked man&#8217;s vessel; he resolved that he would let it pull him across the whole of the world before he would ever give up his search.</p>
<p><a href="http://nathanballingrud.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/alice31.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-858" title="Alice" src="http://nathanballingrud.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/alice31.jpg?w=405&#038;h=612" alt="" width="405" height="612" /></a>The light in the lantern guttered as the ship plummeted down a steep trough. Martin snuffed it out before it could spill and light the room on fire. The darkness which fell over him was oppressive, as though someone had thrown a weight over him. The sounds of the water smashing into the hull, and of the raw voices outside shouting to be heard over the storm, became impossible to ignore. It seemed as though the whole ship&#8217;s complement had suddenly crowded into his cabin and begun knocking things about.</p>
<p>So he thought of Alice.</p>
<p>He remembered the first time he ever laid eyes on her: she had been standing on a corner outside a grocer&#8217;s shop. Her fine clothes and her red hair were disheveled and there was a horror in her expression, her face as pale as a daylight moon. Blood matted the expensive materials of her dress, caked heavily near the lower hem and arrayed in a pattern of sprays and constellations further up her body, as though she had just waded through some dreadful carnage.</p>
<p>Martin, who had been sent to London on his father&#8217;s errand the previous day, stood transfixed. He didn&#8217;t know what catastrophe had befallen her but it seemed she needed immediate help. He waited for a carriage to pass before he stepped out into the muddy thoroughfare, but immediately came up short &#8212; an older gentleman stepped out of the grocer and joined her at the corner. He too was well-dressed, though his clothes were free of blood. He threw an overcoat around her shoulders and hailed a carriage. Within moments he bundled her into it, and with a flick of the driver&#8217;s wrist she was whisked away, leaving behind her an ordinary corner on an ordinary street. The drabness of the image seemed to reject the possibility that she had ever been there.</p>
<p>It was not until years later that he saw her again. By that time his father had accrued some money through real estate, and had graduated into more elevated social planes. They had been invited to a party thrown by a local banker, and as Martin lurked unhappily in a corner of the room, resenting the pomp and self-satisfaction of the people around him, he saw her again.</p>
<p>She was standing amidst a crowd of men, young and eager for her attention. She smiled at one of them as he gestured to illustrate some point, and Martin knew at once that none of the fools had a chance with her, that she was wearing them like jewelry. He pressed his way through the crowd until he joined her little retinue.</p>
<p>If she noticed him as he approached she did not show it. He stationed himself in her outer orbit and just watched her. She stood stone still, and although she was properly demure and maintained the comportment of a young lady of her station, she was set apart from everyone around her. She seemed carved from stone. She was acting.</p>
<p>At the first break in the conversation, he said, &#8220;Didn&#8217;t I see you once outside a small grocer&#8217;s in the East End? It would have been a long time ago.&#8221;</p>
<p>Her eyes settled on him. They were a pale blue. &#8220;I rather doubt it.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;You would remember this,&#8221; he said. &#8220;You were covered in blood.&#8221;</p>
<p>She betrayed no reaction, but even in that she revealed herself. No shock, no disgust, no laughing dismay. Just a cool appraisal, and silence.</p>
<p>One of the young men turned on him, his blond hair pulled back harshly from his forehead in a bow. &#8220;I say, are you mad?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Possibly,&#8221; said Martin.</p>
<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s all right, Francis,&#8221; she said. &#8220;He&#8217;s right. I do remember that day. It was quite dreadful. A horse had come up lame and had to be shot. It was done right in front of me and I think it&#8217;s the worst thing I ever saw.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;I don&#8217;t remember a dead horse,&#8221; Martin said.</p>
<p>&#8220;Perhaps you weren&#8217;t paying attention,&#8221; she said. &#8220;So much goes on right under our noses.&#8221;</p>
<p>Within minutes she had dismissed her pretty men and Martin found himself sitting some distance from the party, talking to this remarkable woman who seemed to fit amongst these people the same way a shark fits amongst a school of mackerel.</p>
<p>&#8220;Why did you say that to me?&#8221; she said. &#8220;What did you think would happen?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;I had no idea. I wanted to find out.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Hardly the right environment for radical social experiments, wouldn&#8217;t you say?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;I would say it&#8217;s <em>precisely</em> the right environment.&#8221;</p>
<p>She offered a half smile. &#8220;What&#8217;s your name?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m Martin Dunwood. My father owns the&#8211;&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Are you some sort of anarchist, Martin Dunwood?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Would it make me more interesting if I said yes?&#8221;</p>
<p>In minutes they were in the banker&#8217;s bedroom, fucking with a furious, urgent silence. Thereafter they met often, and always clandestinely. She was even more contemptuous of the world than he, prone to stormy rages, and he got drunk off of that rage. It was wild and different and echoed his own sense of alienation from the world. Their illicit sex was as much an act of defiance as it was a hunger for each other. After a month of this she took him to his first Farm, and he saw what she did there.</p>
<p>It was when he watched the blood drip from the ends of her long red hair that he knew he was in love with her, and that he would break the world to keep her.</p>
<p>(Art by <a href="http://dandy-in-the-underworld.blogspot.com/">Jeremy Duncan</a>)</p>
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		<title>Motorcycle</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jul 2012 13:34:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[When I lived in New Orleans I rode a motorcycle for about five years. It was a dark red Honda Shadow, VT600C, paid for with money I made as a bartender. I must have paced New Orleans and its surrounding &#8230; <a href="http://nathanballingrud.wordpress.com/2012/07/20/motorcycle/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nathanballingrud.wordpress.com&#038;blog=15179359&#038;post=850&#038;subd=nathanballingrud&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When I lived in New Orleans I rode a motorcycle for about five years. It was a dark red Honda Shadow, VT600C, paid for with money I made as a bartender. I must have paced New Orleans and its surrounding areas several hundred times on that thing. My friend Sara taught me how to ride, and once I started it was hard to ever get off.</p>
<p>I remember very well getting out of the UNO newspaper&#8217;s office, where I was editor, at two in the morning on layout night, and driving across town through the empty night on my way home. I would come down Elysian Fields, with its pocked, rough roads, skirt the French Quarter where the music still played and you could smell the beer and the river and the cooking food, drive through the Central Business District and all the lights, through the Lower Garden District and smell the baking bread, and then up Prytania Street, where night blooming jasmine flooded the air with its scent. It was a direct engagement with the city at night, something that&#8217;s impossible to replicate in the shell of a car. Even in the heat of August, the wind cooled you as you rode.</p>
<p>I remember riding south into bayou country, the small ribbon of road carving a modest path through green crops of soybean or sugarcane,  huge and venerable oaks, the roadside seasoned with old, stormbeaten homes. I remember smelling the Gulf&#8217;s salty air and feeling the sting of blown sand on my face. Riding in the rain, the fear galvanizing, every nerve extended, every dip and chunk in the road a possible end, each finished trip a celebration of will, ability, and luck.</p>
<p>I sold it when I got divorced and moved to Asheville with Mia. I couldn&#8217;t justify the risk involved while I was a single parent. Sometimes it was hard to justify even when I wasn&#8217;t single. But I think about it a lot. Especially lately, as I close in on seven years here, and I find myself still working a job I thought would only be transitional, still single, still trapped in amber. And also as there are signs of forward progress at last, as my first book moves closer to reality and the first novel is underway, with a strong momentum. It&#8217;s a road novel, in some ways, and so naturally my mind returns to my favored experience of the road.</p>
<p>I won&#8217;t be getting one again any time soon. At least not while Mia still lives at home. But someday I will. I&#8217;ve always wanted to take a month-long motorcycle trip through Alaska. By myself, or in the company of someone else &#8230; it doesn&#8217;t matter. I can feel that day coming closer.</p>
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		<title>The evolution of a title</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jul 2012 03:18:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[At Readercon this past weekend, I had breakfast with Kelly Link and Gavin Grant of Small Beer Press and we talked about the collection. First, we settled on a target date for the book&#8217;s debut: Readercon of 2013. That&#8217;s a &#8230; <a href="http://nathanballingrud.wordpress.com/2012/07/17/the-evolution-of-a-title/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nathanballingrud.wordpress.com&#038;blog=15179359&#038;post=831&#038;subd=nathanballingrud&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>At Readercon this past weekend, I had breakfast with Kelly Link and Gavin Grant of Small Beer Press and we talked about the collection. First, we settled on a target date for the book&#8217;s debut: Readercon of 2013. That&#8217;s a year to play with, but &#8212; since they will be putting out several other books before then &#8212; the ball is already rolling. I&#8217;m told we have to get the cover art locked down in a month&#8217;s time, so we&#8217;ll be poring over possibilities in the coming weeks. This part, I must admit, is a lot of fun.</p>
<p>When choosing cover art, it&#8217;s necessary to consider the title. And the title to this collection has just changed for the third and, one hopes, final time.</p>
<p>When I sent Small Beer the manuscript, it was called <em>Monsters of Heaven: stories</em>. (I&#8217;ve never liked &#8220;&#8230; and Other Stories&#8221; as a part of a title; I prefer a book to have a single title, with the word &#8220;stories&#8221; close by, to avoid confusion (and sometimes I wish we could even get rid of that).) I told them I was also considering <em>You Go Where It Takes You</em> as the collection&#8217;s title, and that met with a much more enthusiastic response. I poled my friends, and opinions were pretty split between the two. Since I liked them both, I decided to go with the latter.</p>
<p>At Readercon, I was told that when <em>they</em> asked people they knew, reactions were decidedly in favor of <em>Monsters of Heaven</em>. More memorable, they were told. More likely to get picked up. &#8220;So we&#8217;re going with your original title,&#8221; they said.</p>
<p>Just one problem: the novel I&#8217;m working on now is called <em>Map of the Lower Heavens</em>. Though there&#8217;s no guarantee that will be the title when it&#8217;s finally on the stands, I have no reason now to think that it won&#8217;t be, and I don&#8217;t want each of my first two books to have the word &#8220;Heaven&#8221; in the title. So I suggested the <em>third</em> title, again drawn from a short story in the collection, which I thought could work for the book as a whole. This one, mercifully, everyone liked right away. (By this time the writer Jedediah Berry had joined us, and offered his approval as well.)</p>
<p>The book is now called <em>North American Lake Monsters: stories</em>. I like it because it sounds like a field guide, or a bestiary, and because lake monsters are necessarily hidden beneath a placid surface, which is a theme that links many of the stories.</p>
<p>This suggests an entirely different sort of cover art than either of the previous titles, and so I&#8217;m spending the evening looking for something strange and beautiful.</p>
<p>I love working with a press that cares so much about what the writer wants for the book. I can&#8217;t wait to see what we make.</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[First, there will be a minor delay in the next installment of &#8220;The Cannibal Priests of New England,&#8221; as Jeremy Duncan attends to personal matters. I do not anticipate the delay being longer than a week. The next installment &#8212; &#8230; <a href="http://nathanballingrud.wordpress.com/2012/07/02/new-work/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nathanballingrud.wordpress.com&#038;blog=15179359&#038;post=827&#038;subd=nathanballingrud&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>First, there will be a minor delay in the next installment of &#8220;The Cannibal Priests of New England,&#8221; as Jeremy Duncan attends to personal matters. I do not anticipate the delay being longer than a week. The next installment &#8212; &#8220;The Darling of the Abattoir&#8221; &#8212; is one of the longer ones, in which we first encounter Alice and pick up a few hints about the Farms. Jeremy&#8217;s done an amazing job so far, and if he needs a little more time for this one I&#8217;m more than happy to give it to him. He makes me look good.</p>
<p>In the meantime, I&#8217;ll take the opportunity to offer some updates about other work.</p>
<p>&#8220;Wild Acre&#8221; is finally out, in Gary McMahon&#8217;s anthology <a href="http://www.pendragonpress.net/books/visions-fading-fast-volume-one-edited-by-gary-mcmahon-ppc/">Visions Fading Fast</a>. This is a story I&#8217;m pretty proud of. It is, in a sense, a werewolf story, which I know some people find a little passe. I like to think this one is a bit different, though. It doesn&#8217;t go in a direction I&#8217;ve seen these things go. But I love werewolves. I&#8217;ve always found them pretty terrifying, and I was eager to take a crack at them. Here&#8217;s a money shot:</p>
<p><em>&#8220;Finally he reaches the top of the hill and looks inside.</em></p>
<p><em>Dennis is on his back, his body frosted by moonlight. He’s lifting his head, staring down at himself. Organs are strewn to one side of his body like beached, black jellyfish, dark blood pumping slowly from the gape in his belly and spreading around him in a gory nimbus. His head drops back and he lifts it again. Renaldo is on his back too, arms flailing, trying to hold off the thing bestride him: huge, black-furred, dog-begotten, its man-like fingers wrapped around Renaldo’s face and pushing his head into the floor so hard that the wood cracks beneath it. It lifts its shaggy head, bloody ropes of drool swinging from its snout and arcing into the moonsilvered night. It peels its lips from its teeth. Renaldo’s screams are muffled beneath its hand.&#8221;</em></p>
<p>I&#8217;m working on a longer story called &#8220;The Atlas of Hell,&#8221; sort of a fusion (I like to think) of Richard Stark and Satanism. It&#8217;s much more in the tradition of the Cannibal Priests, though: there&#8217;s no goal here but to have fun. It&#8217;s fast-paced, over the top, and, I hope, a good time. It features Jack Oleander, a walk-on character I used years ago in a small piece called &#8220;The Malady of Ghostly Cities,&#8221; written for Jeff VanderMeer&#8217;s first <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Thackery-Lambshead-Eccentric-Discredited-Diseases/dp/0553383396/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1341236478&amp;sr=8-2&amp;keywords=lambshead">Lambshead anthology</a>. I&#8217;ve considered revisiting that character many times since; it&#8217;s a pleasure to do so now, and to really give him room to move around. I&#8217;ll be reading from this one at Readercon next week.</p>
<p>Finally, I&#8217;m working on the novel, currently called <em>Map of the Lower Heavens</em>. It&#8217;s a bewildering experience, writing in this form. I&#8217;m excited, scared &#8212; all the usual things when writing a novel, I suppose. I&#8217;m going to resist the impulse to post an excerpt just yet, but I probably will eventually.</p>
<p>And, coming next year: <em>You Go Where It Takes You: stories</em>, from Small Beer Press.</p>
<p>In real life, Mia just turned twelve, and she&#8217;s back in Alabama for three weeks to visit her mom. Once again I find myself feeling unanchored and listless without her here. But there&#8217;s suddenly a lot more free time; let&#8217;s see if I can&#8217;t derive some measure of good from it.</p>
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		<title>The Cannibal Priests of New England, part three: The Cargo</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[The sailors called him Thomas the Bloody, because it made them laugh. Thomas Thickett was a small, slender man: stooped, balding, and constantly ill. He had a penchant for nosebleeds &#8212; they came without warning, and always with a gruesome &#8230; <a href="http://nathanballingrud.wordpress.com/2012/06/18/the-cannibal-priests-of-new-england-part-three-the-cargo/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nathanballingrud.wordpress.com&#038;blog=15179359&#038;post=792&#038;subd=nathanballingrud&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://nathanballingrud.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/bloodywhoever3.jpg"><img class="alignleft  wp-image-798" title="Thomas the Bloody" src="http://nathanballingrud.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/bloodywhoever3.jpg?w=220&#038;h=572" alt="" width="220" height="572" /></a>The sailors called him Thomas the Bloody, because it made them laugh. Thomas Thickett was a small, slender man: stooped, balding, and constantly ill. He had a penchant for nosebleeds &#8212; they came without warning, and always with a gruesome vigor &#8212; and so he received his name. He was born thirty-seven years ago in the Commonwealth of Massachusetts but fled to the islands after escaping one of the Farms in Boston. He kept a gun beneath his bed, and he slept poorly.</p>
<p>He had come into possession of a small, ramshackle warehouse, situated far from the docks, in a game of cards three years ago. He stored unmarked cargo for indefinite periods without asking any questions, and he provided sails and timber to the quartermasters who came to him when it was time to refit their vessels. As long as he did these things he was assured a livelihood here.</p>
<p>Even so, he knew that the time to leave was almost upon him.</p>
<p>Rumors and whispers grew like mold in this dank little town, and he was beginning to hear words that scared him. Words like cattle hunters. Prospectors. Carrion angels. Cannibal priests.</p>
<p>He was alone in the warehouse. It was densely packed with mildewed crates, rolled canvas, bags of grain. A single lantern, balanced precariously on a wooden barrel full of God only knew what, cast a shallow little nimbus of orange light, and threw strange, wide-shouldered shadows against the wall. A cool wind blew in from the bay, carrying the sharp tang of ozone, the promise of rain and thunder.</p>
<p>He wished it would start soon. In the quiet he could hear the hoarse whispers, a dozen or more voices attempting speech in the strange tongue of the dead. The voices crawled over the walls like cockroaches.</p>
<p>He heard a pair of boots trod over the wooden floor outside his office and he sat quietly as the door was pulled open. Captain Beverly shouldered into the small room, his first mate close behind him. The captain&#8217;s eyes danced quickly around the contents of the room before settling on him at last.</p>
<p>&#8220;Thomas the Bloody,&#8221; he said. &#8220;Bless my bones.&#8221;</p>
<p>Thomas nodded at him. &#8220;It&#8217;s been some time, Captain. It&#8217;s a fine thing to see you again.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;You&#8217;ve met my first mate, Mr. Thierry?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;I have, sir. Yes. I have the cargo right here, sir.&#8221;</p>
<p>Captain Beverly and Mr. Thierry exchanged a glance. &#8220;Right to business then, is it? All right, Tom, all right. Show it to me then.&#8221;</p>
<p><a href="http://nathanballingrud.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/cargoinspection14.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-large wp-image-819" title="Cargo Inspection" src="http://nathanballingrud.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/cargoinspection14.jpg?w=1024&#038;h=688" alt="" width="1024" height="688" /></a>Thomas the Bloody guided the two men out to the main floor of his warehouse. There was a large door here which would swing open to admit carriages drawn by mules or oxen, but it was secured fast, shutting out the din of the town. He carried the lantern in one hand to light their path. The whispering voices were louder in here; he felt steeped in ghosts.</p>
<p>The voices came from the crate, about waist high, which sat in the middle of the room like a diminished little temple.</p>
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<p>&#8220;I have a carriage secured. It&#8217;ll be waiting outside,&#8221; said Thomas. &#8220;On my expense, of course.&#8221;</p>
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<p>&#8220;Of course, Tom. Always reliable.&#8221; Captain Beverly nodded at the crate. &#8220;Open it.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8221; &#8230; Captain?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;I want to be sure.&#8221;</p>
<p>Thomas fetched a crowbar from a shelf and set to, his body sheened in an icy sweat. Nails squealed against wood and the top of the crate popped off. Thomas the Bloody stared inside despite himself. He felt the pirates come up on either side of him.</p>
<p>The crate was filled with severed heads. Their mouths moved thickly and slowly, pushing sound through their mouths in thin, reedy little wisps. Eyes rolled in their sockets. Tongues moved like grubs in earth. The heads were blackened with decay but they appeared to be European. The language they attempted was like nothing any of them had ever heard.</p>
<p>Captain Beverly clapped him on the shoulder. &#8220;Seal it, Tom.&#8221; His demeanor was much reduced.</p>
<p>Thomas gratefully complied, quickly nailing the lid back over it. The voices were barely muffled.</p>
<p>&#8220;There&#8217;s talk, Thomas,&#8221; the captain said to him as he worked. &#8220;The Farmers are looking for you.&#8221;</p>
<p>He paused in his work. He held one long nail between his fingers. He stared at the dirt caked around the fingernails, the grain of the wood beneath his hand. He said nothing. A dark coin of blood dropped from his nose onto the crate&#8217;s lid.</p>
<p>&#8220;Consider this a favor, old friend,&#8221; said the captain. He felt more than saw Mr. Thierry move behind him.</p>
<p>&#8220;No,&#8221; said Thomas the Bloody, but before he could turn the world opened in a terrible shard of light. He smelled burning hair, glimpsed a gore-streaked mess splash onto the crate in front of him, and was enfolded by the final darkness.</p>
<p>Captain Beverly wiped Thomas the Bloody&#8217;s brain from the crate with a handkerchief, then folded it gingerly and placed it back into his pocket. Mr. Thierry held the smoking blunderbuss at his side.</p>
<p>&#8220;See that this gets on board,&#8221; said the Captain. &#8220;And smartly. I want to be gone before the jackals arrive.&#8221;</p>
<p>Outside, it had finally started to rain.</p>
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<p>(illustrations by <a href="http://dandy-in-the-underworld.blogspot.com/">Jeremy Duncan</a>)</p>
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		<title>The Cannibal Priests of New England, part two: The Captain</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fat Gully slid into the city like an eel into a coral reef, steering his round body through the nooks and crannies of the crowd with an adroitness that Martin both hated and admired. It was just another reminder that &#8230; <a href="http://nathanballingrud.wordpress.com/2012/06/04/the-cannibal-priests-of-new-england-part-two-the-captain/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nathanballingrud.wordpress.com&#038;blog=15179359&#038;post=777&#038;subd=nathanballingrud&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Fat Gully slid into the city like an eel into a coral reef, steering his round body through the nooks and crannies of the crowd with an adroitness that Martin both hated and admired. It was just another reminder that he could not allow himself to be fooled by this squat little man, by his ungainly frame. He was a quick, murderous little villain.</p>
<p><a href="http://nathanballingrud.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/beverlyfinaledit.jpg"><img class=" wp-image-778 alignleft" title="Captain Beverly" src="http://nathanballingrud.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/beverlyfinaledit.jpg?w=294&#038;h=350" alt="" width="294" height="350" /></a>The port was alive with its usual pitched debauchery. It was a ghastly place. Martin did not know its name and doubted something so wretched had ever troubled to acquire one. It was a confusion of noise and stinks: roaring and howling, gunpowder and piss. Taverns spilled with light. Women were passed about like drinking mugs from one lecherous grotesque to another &#8212; some seemed to enjoy it as much as the men, though perhaps that was only a side effect of hard drink; others wore the flat, affectless expressions he had seen on his first visit to a Farm, hidden away in the slums of St. Giles, back in London. Black faces abounded here; he&#8217;d heard that some were even free, though he found that hard to credit. A black man was as alien to Martin&#8217;s experience as a crocodile or a camel, and he found himself staring even as Gully hustled him along.</p>
<p>A dim glow marked the docks: fires and lanterns alight on shore, ship windows radiant as business was conducted within. The masts were like pikes struck into the earth &#8212; they gave an odd appearance of order beside the lurching little town.</p>
<p>Gully shouldered aside a man nearly double his size as he crossed the muddy street, and made his way for a two story wooden structure alongside the docks. It was clearly an inn, and a busy one at that, but there was little noise coming from inside. Martin looked for a name but, like the town itself, it seemed to have remained unchristened.</p>
<p>&#8220;Mind your manners, now,&#8221; Gully said. He pushed his way into the building, and Martin followed.<a href="http://nathanballingrud.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/mrthierryfinal1.jpg"><img class="alignright  wp-image-784" title="Mr Thierry" src="http://nathanballingrud.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/mrthierryfinal1.jpg?w=275&#038;h=350" alt="" width="275" height="350" /></a></p>
<p>The room was close and hot. Several small round tables made up a kind of dining area; an arched doorway led into a kitchen where dim forms toiled. A fire grumbled to itself in the vast, grimy hearth. The flue was insufficient to its task, and black, oily smoke trickled up the wall and gathered like an ill portent on the ceiling.</p>
<p>Mr. Gully approached a table of three men, centrally located in the dining area. His demeanor was much reduced, and when he spoke, it was with none of his usual bluster.</p>
<p>&#8220;I brung him, Captain Beverly,&#8221; he said. &#8220;Like what I said.&#8221;</p>
<p>Martin knew the men immediately for what they were: pirates. They were not likely to be anything else, here in Tortuga, but the shabbiness of their bearing would have made it plain besides. The man on the right was older, his gray beard hacked short and his face a jigsaw puzzle of scars. One eye sat dully in its socket like a boiled quail&#8217;s egg, dull and yellowed. The man on the left was slender, almost boyish, his skin the soft brown of rain-darkened wood. Between them was Captain Beverly: incongruously handsome, though long unwashed, with shaggy blonde hair and a beard that had last seen a razor when King Charles himself had been a boy, or so Martin figured. All of them wore loose-fitting clothing and all of them were armed with steel. The younger man also held a blunderbuss between his knees, which his fingers tapped across with nervous energy.</p>
<p>&#8220;Oh my my, look at the pretty little thing,&#8221; the captain said, and the older man offered a chuckle.</p>
<p>Martin stood ramrod straight, determined to suffer whatever insults to his person were coming. He needed this passage. &#8220;Mr. Gully will have told you I have money,&#8221; he said.</p>
<p>&#8220;You&#8217;d better, Pretty. I wouldn&#8217;t want to think you&#8217;re wasting my time.&#8221;</p>
<p>When Martin just stood there, the captain spoke to Gully without troubling to look at him. &#8220;Ask the gentleman to produce the coin, Mr. Gully.&#8221;</p>
<p><a href="http://nathanballingrud.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/johnsfinal.jpg"><img class="alignleft  wp-image-786" title="Mr Johns" src="http://nathanballingrud.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/johnsfinal.jpg?w=295&#038;h=350" alt="" width="295" height="350" /></a>Martin ignored Gully, whose face was a shadowy moon in the firelight, and withdrew his purse. He placed it onto the table, suddenly sure that one of them would cleave his fingers from his hand for the sport of it. When they did not, he removed his hand and let it rest steadily at his side.</p>
<p>The older man spilled the coins onto the table and counted them. The captain did not look at them at all. He kept his gaze fixed on Martin; he seemed happy, almost jovial. When his compatriot informed him that the money was sufficient, he waved a hand as though he was beyond such trifles.</p>
<p>&#8220;Mr. Gully tells me you&#8217;re bound for Nantucket,&#8221; he said.</p>
<p>&#8220;I am.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;But I don&#8217;t want to go to Nantucket.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;I don&#8217;t expect that you do. As far North as you are inclined to go should be quite sufficient, if you please.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Where do you come from, Pretty? From far away, I think.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;I was born in Bristol. I sailed from London.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;To what end, I wonder. Hm? A gentleman from the King&#8217;s good country, here in the savage clime, squandering his wealth.&#8221;</p>
<p>Martin wondered the same thing of the captain. He was an educated man; not at all what he&#8217;d been expecting.</p>
<p>&#8220;That is my own business, Captain. With respect.&#8221;</p>
<p>He sensed Gully stiffen beside him, but none of the seated men seemed to think anything of this minor rebuke.</p>
<p>&#8220;So it is, then, Pretty. See that your business does not interfere with mine, and perhaps we shall part as friends. Mr. Johns here will see you to your berth. My ship is <em>The Lady Celeste</em> and she is docked outside. Dishonor her and I&#8217;ll bury you at sea. Are we in agreement?&#8221;</p>
<p>Martin swallowed his pride. To be spoken to like that by a man of such low station &#8212; a thug who should be lapping water from the puddles in Newgate Prison &#8212; caused a pain that was nearly physical.</p>
<p>But Alice awaited him on the far side of this journey, and he could not afford the comforts of his station. Not now. But he would remember this wretch and he would see him suffer for this display, that he vowed.</p>
<p>&#8220;Yes, Captain. We are in agreement.&#8221;</p>
<p>Captain Beverly clasped his hand and gave it a vigorous shake. &#8220;Do let&#8217;s be friends, Pretty. Now follow Mr. Johns and perhaps I&#8217;ll join you later for a drink, and we shall tell wonderful stories of our youth, hm? Won&#8217;t that be lovely?&#8221;</p>
<p>The older, one-eyed man permitted himself another chuckle.</p>
<p>&#8220;Now forgive me, I&#8217;ve murder to do. I shall see you presently.&#8221;</p>
<p>He departed, the young dark-skinned man in tow. Mr. Johns, the old man with the dead eye, made no move to rise from his chair. &#8220;Sit yer arses down,&#8221; he said. &#8220;I mean to to be well drunk before I get back aboard that devil&#8217;s ship.&#8221;</p>
<p>Martin and Gully had no choice but to comply.</p>
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